Official Chemistry Thread (Cogwerks)

[RedbeardRum]

Ah, here's one that definitely needs to be added - a chemical which forces people to grow tramp beards. So many times I have lost my tramp beard, unable to ever get it back... But it'd make for a good chemical to smoke. Beards for everyone!

Don't Hairgrownium and Grog already do this?

'fraid not. Grog gives you dreadlocks and small beard, hairgrownium gives you, uh... well, I'm not sure, but it didn't give me a tramp beard. Bo jack daniels also gives you a beard, but with the unfortunate side effect of being drunk, and it's still no where near as large as the tramp beard.