Don't let headspidered crew run off and kill themselves

[YoukCat]

Nah, make both in control at the same time but unable to commit suicide.

LING: STOP STABBING YOURSELF
Victim stabs Victim with the Scalpel.
Victim stabs Victim with the Scalpel.
Victim: NEVER!
Victim throws Scalpel out airlock.
LING: DON'T YOU GO OUT THAT AIRLOCK
They're both moving left and right at the same time.
Victim: ARGH