How strict should LLJK1's RP be?

[Maegor]

If you are doing something silly, you should give it a silly reason. Always like things like that

Questioner: "Why are you doing that, sir and or madam?"
Noodlebeing: "The starch takes YEARS off my skin. It also wards off martians."
Questioner: "...Why would it ward off martians."
Noodlebeing: "Because they thing the noodles are tentacles of their fallen comrades! HAH, and they think they're smarter than us."