Goonhub
03-16-2017, 01:56 AM
On the Destiny, I was a simple janitor. Something amazing happened, for one. I got to blow up Roman! On accident IC, on purpose OOC. It was an exploding tomato Roman found in a crate that Bryce couldn't possibly know that it was an exploding tomato, but I knew (is that considered a griff?) Roman left it in the bar and, when he was drunk and smoking on-stage next to Artyom, I said "Hey, Roman, catch!" Afterwards, after some repairs, Roman smoked a laced cigarette. With spiders! After I suggested fire, he grinded the cigarette into a beaker and dumped the spiders on me. I tried to hunt him down with more tomatoes and missed both times (once on the shuttle!) and nearly died both times. First time, I jumped into a pod portal (I'm a dumbass) and missed with my tomato as he was in a pod. Luckily I stole borrowed a Hand Tele from the Teleporter room with an AI shell that I tried to use to rescue someone but whatever I forgot about that and ended up fucking around and Janitoring. But yeah, good solid round. Not much in terms of traitoring though D: