Goonhub
03-14-2017, 09:39 AM
Hey guys, remember when Osiris was a vampire?
I'm trying out artlab while everyone else is running to the chapel because I just wanna do research man.
Turns out Rain was killed by a ling and this made for an angry Osiris.
Osiris eventually warps into the lab probably with intent to attack so I scream and run out and tell everyone he's there.
Only one guy listened and vigilante'd his way in to stop Osiris but then he got flashed.
I run back in to get him out only to be met with a stun round and a nice bat gnawing on me.
I escape and get synthflesh'd back to health and ran around looking for Osiris.
At some point the Captain was killed and shoved into his locker, unknown to the crew.
We all got scanned into the cloner in case bad things happen.
Soon while trying to disarm Osiris of his Egun he inflicts Grave Fever and I slowly limp my way to medical.
Medical freaks out and starts doing surgery (???) even though I've told them repeatedly to just let me die and clone me.
Rain is soon found dead near the space diner and people manage to get her cloned to calm down Osiris, as well as cloning everyone else involved in his rampage.
Except me. Everyone forgot about me.
Sitting in dead chat with the Captain, I got Osiris to notice the spinning chair, which prompted him to go retrieve the Captain's body.
Osiris sends the body down the morgue chute and says "Here you go medical, see what you can do with it."
I tell the dead captain to remind people to clone me when he gets cloned, and he agrees.
The roboticist finds the body in the morgue, tries cloning, can't because necrosis, and tosses it back into the morgue. He didn't bother trying to borg the captain.
At some point the cryo unit got vented which prompted a shuttle call on top of the other damage, all while someone kept yelling to recall the shuttle because they claimed they could fix it.
I cry.
Turns out Rain was killed by a ling and this made for an angry Osiris.
Osiris eventually warps into the lab probably with intent to attack so I scream and run out and tell everyone he's there.
Only one guy listened and vigilante'd his way in to stop Osiris but then he got flashed.
I run back in to get him out only to be met with a stun round and a nice bat gnawing on me.
I escape and get synthflesh'd back to health and ran around looking for Osiris.
At some point the Captain was killed and shoved into his locker, unknown to the crew.
We all got scanned into the cloner in case bad things happen.
Soon while trying to disarm Osiris of his Egun he inflicts Grave Fever and I slowly limp my way to medical.
Medical freaks out and starts doing surgery (???) even though I've told them repeatedly to just let me die and clone me.
Rain is soon found dead near the space diner and people manage to get her cloned to calm down Osiris, as well as cloning everyone else involved in his rampage.
Except me. Everyone forgot about me.
Sitting in dead chat with the Captain, I got Osiris to notice the spinning chair, which prompted him to go retrieve the Captain's body.
Osiris sends the body down the morgue chute and says "Here you go medical, see what you can do with it."
I tell the dead captain to remind people to clone me when he gets cloned, and he agrees.
The roboticist finds the body in the morgue, tries cloning, can't because necrosis, and tosses it back into the morgue. He didn't bother trying to borg the captain.
At some point the cryo unit got vented which prompted a shuttle call on top of the other damage, all while someone kept yelling to recall the shuttle because they claimed they could fix it.
I cry.