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03-09-2017, 05:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-09-2017, 05:56 PM by aft2001. Edited 1 time in total.)
Pretty fucking long so here's a spoiler thingy
Context: This Ambassador dude decided to shove a metric fuck ton of stuff into a locker. Then opened it during a bio-magnetic event! And then it got activated and sucked *everything* in the bar in.
You notice odd blue static sparking on your skin.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Ambassador Liz Man's personal locker.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the ziptie cuffs.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the office chair.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the dirty blood-stained staff assistant's jumpsuit.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the electrical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel floor tile.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oil can.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the multitool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the flashlight.
You insert the light tube.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wirecutters.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the atmospheric analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oil can.
Chang E Ling has been hit by T-ray scanner.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the hand labeler.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Material analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Mad Rebel.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Floorbot.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wirecutters.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the rack parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the health analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel rods.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the Pest-B-Gon Mousetraps box.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the device analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the crayon box.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the tabletop gaming kit.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the pill bottle (???).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the dirty blood-stained burberry cap.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the cannabis seed.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the pill bottle (???).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained balaclava.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the football.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the scissors.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the saxophone.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the rack parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the glass table parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel rods.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Mk 1.5 Light Phaser.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained hard hat.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the multitool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the weldingtool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained Black Gloves.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the weldingtool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained Black Gloves.
You have added the light tube to the replacement light tubes.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the backpack.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oxygen deprivation first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the neurological damage first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the brute first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the fire first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the toxin first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Ambassador Liz Man.
Chang E Ling and Ambassador Liz Man's opposite magnetic fields cause a minor magnetic blowout!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the knife.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cocktail glass.
The cocktail glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the fork.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the blood-stained nicotine-free cigarette.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spare ID box.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bar stool.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the glassware box.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
Ambassador Liz Man gasps.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Bryce Richter says, "What"
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the box of playing cards.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bowl.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the ketchup bottle.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the mustard bottle.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the mug.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the pepper shaker.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the salt shaker.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the knife.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bowl.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Bryce Richter and Ambassador Liz Man's identical magnetic fields repel each other!
Bryce Richter smashes through the reinforced glass table!
The reinforced glass table shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cigarette butt.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cleanbot.
You begin to recover.
Ion Storm [145.9] says, "Currently making its way through Escape"
Elias Finch [145.9] says, "what the FUCK happened"
Ambassador Liz Man shudders.
Chang E Ling moans.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Ambassador Liz Man's personal locker.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the ziptie cuffs.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the office chair.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the dirty blood-stained staff assistant's jumpsuit.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the electrical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel floor tile.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oil can.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the multitool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the flashlight.
You insert the light tube.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wirecutters.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the atmospheric analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oil can.
Chang E Ling has been hit by T-ray scanner.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the hand labeler.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Material analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Mad Rebel.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Floorbot.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wirecutters.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the rack parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the health analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel rods.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the Pest-B-Gon Mousetraps box.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the device analyzer.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the crayon box.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the tabletop gaming kit.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Fuel Tank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the pill bottle (???).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the dirty blood-stained burberry cap.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the caution sign.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the cannabis seed.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the pill bottle (???).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained balaclava.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wooden plank.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the football.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the scissors.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the saxophone.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the rack parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the glass table parts.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced steel sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by soft steel rods.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Mk 1.5 Light Phaser.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained hard hat.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the multitool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the weldingtool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the power cell.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the mechanical toolbox.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained Black Gloves.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the weldingtool.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the blood-stained Black Gloves.
You have added the light tube to the replacement light tubes.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the emergency glowstick.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the steel-reinforced glass sheet.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the wrench.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by Gas Tank (Air Mix).
Chang E Ling has been hit by the backpack.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the oxygen deprivation first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the neurological damage first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the brute first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the fire first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the toxin first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by the first aid.
Chang E Ling has been hit by Ambassador Liz Man.
Chang E Ling and Ambassador Liz Man's opposite magnetic fields cause a minor magnetic blowout!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the knife.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cocktail glass.
The cocktail glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the fork.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the blood-stained nicotine-free cigarette.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spare ID box.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bar stool.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wrapping paper.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the glassware box.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
Ambassador Liz Man gasps.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Bryce Richter says, "What"
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the box of playing cards.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bowl.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the ketchup bottle.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the mustard bottle.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the plate.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the mug.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the pepper shaker.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the salt shaker.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the knife.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the bowl.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the spoon.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the wine glass.
The wine glass shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the champagne flute.
The champagne flute shatters!
Bryce Richter and Ambassador Liz Man's identical magnetic fields repel each other!
Bryce Richter smashes through the reinforced glass table!
The reinforced glass table shatters!
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cigarette butt.
Ambassador Liz Man has been hit by the cleanbot.
You begin to recover.
Ion Storm [145.9] says, "Currently making its way through Escape"
Elias Finch [145.9] says, "what the FUCK happened"
Ambassador Liz Man shudders.
Chang E Ling moans.
Context: This Ambassador dude decided to shove a metric fuck ton of stuff into a locker. Then opened it during a bio-magnetic event! And then it got activated and sucked *everything* in the bar in.