03-09-2017, 09:01 AM
Oh yeah, Nerdy Collins! I wouldn't say he's the worst by any means; he's hella robust, able to take on the whole station in murderbone mode, and even when he was antag banned for antagscumming, he still managed to bring the funpain as a crewman.
I remember one time when I was mucking with the teleporter, he broke his way in and stunned the living daylights out of me. I immediately resigned to my fate, there was nothing I could do, especially against Nerdy, so I asked him for mercy. Instead of murdering me, he stole my shoes and my trinket and then took off looking for his next victim. I'd never been so relieved to be robbed!
Another time, I ran into him in the loafery, putting together some kind of elaborate loafing device, minding his own business. My first instinct was to run, but I knew from experience that wouldn't help anything. So instead, I asked if he needed any help, hoping to trade a good deed for being killed last. He agreed, and he didn't kill me! I think that was the first time I felt spaceterror just for being in the same room with someone.
Though there was a guy on recently who renamed the AI Adolf and told it to go on a racist rampage. That was pretty awful.
I remember one time when I was mucking with the teleporter, he broke his way in and stunned the living daylights out of me. I immediately resigned to my fate, there was nothing I could do, especially against Nerdy, so I asked him for mercy. Instead of murdering me, he stole my shoes and my trinket and then took off looking for his next victim. I'd never been so relieved to be robbed!
Another time, I ran into him in the loafery, putting together some kind of elaborate loafing device, minding his own business. My first instinct was to run, but I knew from experience that wouldn't help anything. So instead, I asked if he needed any help, hoping to trade a good deed for being killed last. He agreed, and he didn't kill me! I think that was the first time I felt spaceterror just for being in the same room with someone.
Though there was a guy on recently who renamed the AI Adolf and told it to go on a racist rampage. That was pretty awful.