Let's talk about murderfood and murderdrinks.

[Noah Buttes]

One time I took one sip from a cup of discount dan's and immediately disintegrated. As hilarious as it was, and it was pretty funny, the fact that some foods can not only outright kill you with no save or warning, but also prevent you from being cloned or borged, it's kinda lousy. I'm fine with getting my spacebutt kicked by someone's gnarly stew, but firegibbing feels like a bit much.

So, uh, keep that in mind with your hellmestibles, leave out the *super* spicy things unless you're looking to send someone six feet south of the border.

I'd argue for removing that specific chemical from Brimstone BBQ flavored Dan's and replacing it with the el diablo chili reagent instead.