02-28-2017, 02:49 PM
Due to some weird shit, the chef was somehow able to make peanuts with an absurd amount of sugar in them. Said peanuts were forcefed to me by some dickhead assistant, causing me to go into hyperglycemic shock and lay on the floor for the rest of the round. This ended in a radiation pulse, and I was microwaved to death while the chaplain tried desperately to drag my ass into a maint tunnel.