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[Mordent]

Thirst would have to be tweaked thought, A pure ethanol pill is quite lethal

True enough. I tend to carry around a glass of water/bottle of water pills (what is logic?) on #1 for when I inevitably forget to drop by and get a drink and am busy out in the debris field or wherever.

Saline-glucose should probably reduce your thirst - which is more a measure of dehydration, right? - which would give you another reason to let the little medibots stab you.