Guilty Pleasures - What do you abuse?

[warcrimes]

As barman, fill the cups in the glassware box with usually phlogiston, UM, and whatever flavor of the day strikes me. Sometimes acids, sometimes ClF3, sometimes thermite. Self-defense grenades.
steal squirt bottles for the same mix.

Also Port Wine pairs well with most toxic chems because it's hard to seek treatment when you're behind reinforced glass all of a sudden.