Guilty Pleasures - What do you abuse?

[Forthwrong]

As AI, bolting open the arrivals/nearest airbridge external airlocks, so when someone uses my airbridge, I can tell from the sound of the door right away. Then when they're in my upload, disabling ID scanner on the door after closing it so they can't get out quickly in case they upload a law that could let me kill them.

Also telesciencing my core to a secure location in the debris field.

Also setting the intercoms near external airlocks to one of two frequencies, so I can tell the location of syndies who blurt out "who has the emag?" even if they're using their agent cards.