Official Chemistry Thread (Cogwerks)

[BlackPhoenix]

Continuing on from my idea about buffing farts, I have a few more ideas.
If you change it so that chemicals react while inside someone, you could have smoke powder be ejected through farts, making it fart smoke. Pointless? maybe, until you hear my second idea: When they fart a particular type of smoke, they get propelled forwards, similar to rocket shoes. And fart propulsion has limitless potential!

And monkies should be able to shit laserbeams and throw deadly banana bombs.