Goonhub
04-02-2013, 12:37 PM
I finally got chef traitor for the first time in ages. I prepared to embark on my rude murder spree followed by serving poisoned peoplecoronators to unsuspecting bar patrons... and the admins ran a Doom gimmick where Cacodemons roamed the halls and John Carmack's severed head appeared everywhere and had to be shot at with flare guns.
It still managed to be great because there was just a steady stream of people pouring into the bar going "oh man my face melted then I got attacked by demons then then then", giving me the perfect opportunity to shake my head, say "guess this just isn't your day", throw a butcher knife into their heads and gib them.
I was then killed by exposure to space because I was wearing a fake moustache instead of internals, and had murdered everyone on the north half of the station, so there was nobody to help me take it off.
RIP murderchef killed by his own hubris
It still managed to be great because there was just a steady stream of people pouring into the bar going "oh man my face melted then I got attacked by demons then then then", giving me the perfect opportunity to shake my head, say "guess this just isn't your day", throw a butcher knife into their heads and gib them.
I was then killed by exposure to space because I was wearing a fake moustache instead of internals, and had murdered everyone on the north half of the station, so there was nobody to help me take it off.
RIP murderchef killed by his own hubris