Fart as a chem

[warcrimes]

To be honest i've been deeply caught between wanting fart as an atmos gas, and wanting it as a hard chem.

farts: the secret of plasma

The emote text already allows for farts of pure plasma, so is it really so much of a stretch to add 1-5 units of plasma to the tile when it happens? 

This could be the future of nanotrasen for all we know. Corporate sends their top men to man a high tech research station, they all die, get replaced with a bunch of gassy idiots, they fart unobtanium, collect it, coprorate success. It's Shakespeare really! 

So here's some rough idears on synthesis of methane

Code:

1 part CO2, 
4 parts Hydrogen, 
Heat to some arbitrary amount idk lets say 549K
Has to be done with an excess of CO2 or it'll produce a fireball. 

we can ignore the production of water because space fart simulator who cares. 

Methane is fairly flamable, maybe 20-50% as much as plasma? Minor TOX damage, and obviously causes suffocation if no oxygen present. great. Methane can possibly be used to synthesize oils or fuels

Then the synthesis of a fart: 

Code:

6 Nitrogen, 
2 Hydrogen, 
1 CO2,
1 Methane,
1 Oxygen. 
1 Synthflesh ( non consumed, catalytic reaction ). Occurs at room temperature. 

Slightly worse TOX damage, causes LOSEBREATH on Touch or Ingest, Just a little BRAIN on application if theres already some in the metabolism. Being (chemgrenade) farted on many times will degrade your sanity. Less flamable than straight methane but more toxic. 

Alternatively perhaps something involving adding compost to the bar still? 
I'm not well versed in how chem recipes actually work in BYOND so i'm probably not on the ball of what's possible.