Goonhub
02-09-2017, 11:15 AM
Last night, a quiet round on Destiny. People are chatting in Discord. Someone is inspired. Soon, there was a CentComm announcement, there was some contraband in the boxing ring. Very contraband. In seconds, everyone was gathered around screaming and panicking, the HoS forbade entrance to the ring. It was the eternal fedora.
While everyone ran around screaming and fetched flamethrowers and acid, I kitted up. By the time I got back to the ring the object of terror had risen up against us and then been destroyed, but soon it was replaced with a whole legion! The final part of my outfit.
![[Image: Frv5kjU.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Frv5kjU.png)
See also: the remains of the captain, taken by the hats, and the Joneses telling me to stay back or be shot.
The hat was soon too much. After the Joneses had run for it and I was left with only Mona Euda to defend my dress choices to, I found myself without control of my body. Now in control of the ghost of the very eternal fedora that had been killed, the hat compelled my body to seduce Mona, before summarily turning my body into a fine meat sludge. I've only vaguely heard what happened to Mona after that, but it terrifies me.
Cloned and naked, I ran for the shuttle. As I recall, only four people made it off the Destiny that day: MD Bryce, HoS Osiris, QM Rain, and barman myself in a pink jumpsuit. But, of the four of us, not all of us made it out with our health intact.
![[Image: den7i0q.png]](https://i.imgur.com/den7i0q.png)
scream
While everyone ran around screaming and fetched flamethrowers and acid, I kitted up. By the time I got back to the ring the object of terror had risen up against us and then been destroyed, but soon it was replaced with a whole legion! The final part of my outfit.
See also: the remains of the captain, taken by the hats, and the Joneses telling me to stay back or be shot.
The hat was soon too much. After the Joneses had run for it and I was left with only Mona Euda to defend my dress choices to, I found myself without control of my body. Now in control of the ghost of the very eternal fedora that had been killed, the hat compelled my body to seduce Mona, before summarily turning my body into a fine meat sludge. I've only vaguely heard what happened to Mona after that, but it terrifies me.
Cloned and naked, I ran for the shuttle. As I recall, only four people made it off the Destiny that day: MD Bryce, HoS Osiris, QM Rain, and barman myself in a pink jumpsuit. But, of the four of us, not all of us made it out with our health intact.
scream