Head of Personnel Suggestions

[atamusvaleo]

In his disgraced state we may force him to share an office with the janitor.

Make him start in one of the lockers in the janitor's office.

I'll get started on the "Bursar Keeps Stealing My Golashes" thread now.

What if you just make the access to ID computer and security a separate function? One that requires an alternate means of approval.

Example: swiping two head IDs registered to separate people. 

Perhaps it would be just enough of an inconvenience for people who normally just click Captain and pop the ID out to prevent mass production.

And if someone is still doing it after this then you know they're really going out of their way to be a jerk and there can be no defending their position when the hammer of justice drops on their heads.