Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Roomba]

I was making a telecrystal/viscerite jumpsuit at the smelter. I put it on and 6 seconds after was teleported directly onto the crusher.

That reminds me of a fun crusher-related incident I sadly forgot to screenshot. A telescientist spent half the round scavenging for singularity parts and assembled it in the research outpost (with a little help from a bored admin). Shortly afterwards, it was released by a rogue borg, floated towards the station and proceeded to chew through Research and Medbay in short order. Eventually, it took a little detour from chasing the last few survivors down the QM hallway, floated into disposals and promptly vanished. After much confusion and debate in deadchat, it was generally agreed that the singulo had in fact floated into the crusher and was promptly annihilated.

The singulo got its revenge though. Shortly afterwards, a black hole spawned in the smelter and ate the remains of disposals, crusher included.