Goonhub
03-31-2013, 01:36 PM
Round start: Head of Personnel, traitor
Walk outside my room, pick up an easter egg, hatch a strange relic, give myself telekinesis.
I then take the thermals, spawn myself a c-saber, and an ID showing how much of an asshole I am. I proceed to cut down most of the crew, except for a changeling who followed me around and ate the trail of corpses I left. I killed all of security and a good portion of the crew. I head to mining alone and then realise I can't enter because I didn't give myself all-access. Computer crashes with me holding the relic and the cyalume saber.
Panic, rush to fix computer and reconnect.
I am surrounded by three spirits, a random miner took my cyalume saber and ran off without saying anything. I use the relic to heal myself, but it just spawns more spirits and I die on the mining shuttle with ten spirits hovering over my corpse.
I cry and then watch the survivors try and beat the shit out of a goose in the boxing ring. They all die.
HAPPY EASTER.
See above post.
Walk outside my room, pick up an easter egg, hatch a strange relic, give myself telekinesis.
I then take the thermals, spawn myself a c-saber, and an ID showing how much of an asshole I am. I proceed to cut down most of the crew, except for a changeling who followed me around and ate the trail of corpses I left. I killed all of security and a good portion of the crew. I head to mining alone and then realise I can't enter because I didn't give myself all-access. Computer crashes with me holding the relic and the cyalume saber.
Panic, rush to fix computer and reconnect.
I am surrounded by three spirits, a random miner took my cyalume saber and ran off without saying anything. I use the relic to heal myself, but it just spawns more spirits and I die on the mining shuttle with ten spirits hovering over my corpse.
I cry and then watch the survivors try and beat the shit out of a goose in the boxing ring. They all die.
HAPPY EASTER.
See above post.