Security Crackdown Community Edition

[BoiledWater]

I am loathe to play security, and when I do it usually ends up:

* Take off body armor and helmet, don a nice hawaiian shirt.

* Write tickets and only write tickets. C-saber antag obviously gets a ticket for contraban, but so does the person bleeding on the floor

* What do you mean try and fight vandalism? I'm the least robust person in the world, it'll usually end up with my skull caved in with a toolbox.