Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Firebarrage]

I started a round as a scientist, and to my luck, art lab started with an artifact beaker. I decided that I'd spend the round trying to produce triple meth.

13,500 units of meth produced later, and I was having a terrible time in trying to produce triple meth. Low and behold, to my luck, a demonic cluwne god happened to be wandering near by, puking clown spiders as it went.

I had about 12,000 units of meth left, so I decided to try and trade it to the cluwne god in exchange for... anything.

In exchange for the meth I received an infinitely charging shrink-ray for an arm.

Let's just say that many things became... smol.

A good trade. I was on my own little side plot that round. I was the RD, and accidentally stunned some guy while working in telesci. To make it up to him I offered to grant him any wish telesci could fulfil. He asked me to steal whatever would make the crew the most angry. So I stole the AI (which pissed a few people off until they got distracted by the clownspider problem). At this point the AI realized I wasn't going to murder it and was pretty cool about the whole thing. So I offered to make it a human. It accepted, and I shoved him in a cloner and promoted a borg to be the new AI. When the old AI popped out of the cloner he decided that he was too human, and that I needed to add in at least a few robotic parts. After some discussion this turned into replacing as much of him as I could with robo parts. Two arms, two treads, a heart, a robutt, and two eyes later we emerge from robotics into the clownspider packed hell. At this point I immediately got shrunk by Mageziya and we both escaped alive, albeit tiny. A great round for all.