Best moments ever thread 2.0

[NateTheSquid]

I had teleportitis after eating a shit ton of floorpills, but I was still alive, and I was walking around looking for more floorpills. I had just found another pill bottle, near disposals, and was breaking them all into a beaker, so I could turn them into one pill and have them all at the same time, when my teleportitis kicked in, and I got teleported, directly into the crusher.