Goonhub
03-29-2013, 07:41 PM
I did such a good job as Detective traitor. Violently murdering anyone that slightly upset me, spacing people for being drunk, all the good shit that leads to delicious deadchat rage and impotent adminhelping. Then I got to the shuttle.
I emagged a medibot to cause some upset, knowing that since it was a quiet round I'd never manage to escape alone as per my objectives.
I did not anticipate the suicide bomb.
I just about survived, even then.
But the medibot beeped.
"Spigot the Bear! I'm coming!"
Not me. Surely, not me. Of all the injured it could have picked...
it picked me.
Five seconds from the end of the round, Spigot died, his one other objective - a stolen jetpack - close by his side. But not close enough.
What a horrible bear.
I emagged a medibot to cause some upset, knowing that since it was a quiet round I'd never manage to escape alone as per my objectives.
I did not anticipate the suicide bomb.
I just about survived, even then.
But the medibot beeped.
"Spigot the Bear! I'm coming!"
Not me. Surely, not me. Of all the injured it could have picked...
it picked me.
Five seconds from the end of the round, Spigot died, his one other objective - a stolen jetpack - close by his side. But not close enough.
What a horrible bear.