New occupation/role - Elvis impersonator

[CosmicDwarf]

This role or job is simple. You start off with an Elvis accent, just like the chef often starts with a Swedish one. You wear an Elvis wig, false Elvis sideburns that can be worn over your ears and wear a glorious fringed jumpsuit with "King" written on the back of it. You have the ability to sing and dance at will, playing short music clips of Elvis' greatest hits e.g. "Suspicious minds", "You ain't nothing but a hound dog", "don't be cruel", "satisfaction" and so on. Think saxophone when it plays baker street.

I am unsure of the traitor items. Maybe they could involve pink cadillacs.

What do you gentlemen think?