A secret broken Discount Dan Vending Machine

[Crazyabe]

How about this machine yeah - but it forcefeeds you the soup all at once.
Discount Dan's Automatic Assault Dispenser.

Better name: Discount Dan's Brand name'ed Feed tube'ed Wheel chair, Strap someone in, Click in their Bank account information and watch as they are basically tortured with discount dans while in a Device without any Safety protocols... or breaks.