Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
Hard Boiled hits the ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
You stumble and fall to the ground. Thankfully, that helmet protected you.
You begin to recover.
Roscoe Kaur [145.9] says, "JESUS FUCK"
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) hits the ice spider with the mechanical toolbox!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) screams!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
You slipped on the ice!
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
You begin to recover.
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo), but misses!
Roscoe Kaur [145.9] gasps, "KILL IT"
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) screams!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Hard Boiled [145.9] exclaims, "Medibot!"
Hard Boiled exclaims, "Medibot!"
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider jumps onto Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider sinks its fangs into Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites !
the ice spider bites !
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
You begin to recover.
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled punches the ice spider!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker hits the ice spider with the flamethrower (73)!
The ice spider dies!
The ice spider crumples up into a ball!
You begin to recover.
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) gasps.
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled exclaims, "HOW DO YOU USE A FLAMETHROWER?!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker says, "Make sure it's ignited"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the ice spider has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
the ice spider has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "I don't think the fire animation is working correctly,"
Nicodemus Archleone [145.9] says, "Dude, power in medical is pretty gone, and there's this brain here... Nolan Foster's brain."
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
You slipped on the ice!
Friendly Stabb [145.9] says, "Make a burger"
Tim Robertson [145.9] says, "What Friendly said."
You begin to recover.
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
Nicodemus Archleone [145.9] says, "Says so right on the label. "Nolan Foster's Brain. (FABULOUS)"
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "Welcome to hell"
Hard Boiled says, "Damn Medibot..."
Hard Boiled says, "Lets keep going..."
the ice floor has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
Jasper Stocker says, "THe queen's around here"
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "This could be good"
Hard Boiled says, "Hmm..."
the ice wall has been hit by Hard Boiled with the imposing relic
Jasper Stocker says, "Oh"
Hard Boiled says, "Huh."
Jasper Stocker says, "Shield"
Hard Boiled says, "This is good."
You cannot fit the item inside. (Remove larger classed items)
Jasper Stocker says, "Not the best, but it's something"
Jasper Stocker says, "Yeah...She's down here"
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Jasper Stocker!
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker says, "Definetely down here"
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "An apple a day keeps me away."
Hard Boiled says, "Hmm..."
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Hard Boiled shakes Jasper Stocker trying to wake Jasper Stocker up!
Jasper Stocker hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (5/5)!
the queen ice spider hisses!
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "I'm a doctor."
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot points at Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the queen ice spider hisses!
the queen ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the queen ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the queen ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker exclaims, "Holy shit!"
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
The queen ice spider dies!
The queen ice spider crumples up into a ball!
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker exclaims, "Fucking berserker arachnid!"
Jasper Stocker has scanned Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker says, "Spider eggs."
Hard Boiled [145.9] exclaims, "I KILLED THE ICE QUEEN SPIDER! SUCK MY CLOWN HORN!"
Hard Boiled exclaims, "I KILLED THE ICE QUEEN SPIDER! SUCK MY CLOWN HORN!"
Jasper Stocker says, "Uh."
Jasper Stocker says, "I'm full of spider eggs."
Jasper Stocker has scanned Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
Jasper Stocker bursts open! Holy fuck!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled exclaims, "WUT?!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "I'm a doctor."
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled says, "No..."
Rose Strihe [145.9] exclaims, "AND I HAVE KILLED 3 SECUREBUDDIES! Eat my captain pussy!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
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the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...


Fuck the Ice Planet and fuck the Medibot getting stuck. It was so much fun though.