Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Admiral jimbob]

Spigot The Bear takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Tastes like there might be Super Hairgrownium Port Hairgrownium Half and Half Lemonade Cherry Juice Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup Cola BOOrbon Ectoplasm Chicken Soup Space-Soybean Oil Monosodium Glutamate Nicotine ???? Grog in this.
Yow! Sour!
That tasted amazing!
Ugh! Eating that was a terrible idea!
You feel more piratey! Arr!
Hair bursts forth from every follicle on your head!
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
You begin to recover.