Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

FYI, when you said you were blowing yourself up, I knew it was a lie, and as much as I wanted to just end you with your own sword, in order to get everything under control, I knew it it would have been wrong, so as I tried to find my second taser (I always carry two flashes, tasers and cuffs) I realized it was on the ground because of my terrible clown shoes. It was empty, and before I could draw my other taser, you got me. It was a brilliant ruse, and you were pretty robust. Also, when you first liked the guard in the cell, it was not choice that I "let" him die. I could not see who had the saber I heard, and it could have been the guard going through his things, but when you attacked, it was far to late to stop you and call for help. I was truly sad to lose a man in the line of fire, and if I had killed you, many more would have been spared... but I could not live with that.