Goonhub
03-28-2013, 02:57 AM
LONG RANT INCOMING.
I was browsing a website that linked me to a wiki that listed superpowers. Thinking this funny, I linked it in OOC before a game, mentioning that the power "Freedom" it listed was probably the best. Freedom being the power to be immune to all laws of physics, laws of reality, laws of man and laws of fate, to name some. I then spawned in as a traitor scientist, and had my gimmick. I killed a guy who came in to be a scientist with a cyalume saber, freeing his soul, and then learned that the poor Janitor was incarcerated for no reason. I went to be his "Lawyer".
When I arrived, I was let in without a search. I went to the cells and told Mantis I would get him out of there, no worries. The captain left me, the prisoner, and a guard to handle our business. The guard was my target. I told Mantis something like "Freedom time" and then horribly murdered the guard. Mantis, raving about my "Metal" release, was freed from prison. Then, Hard Boiled came, having seen the whole thing with thermals. He quickly stunned me, and I felt the end was near, but then the captain arrived.
Without thinking twice, I claimed to be a mindslave, begging forgiveness and blaming Mantis for my deeds. In the confusing resulting, I was cuffed but Mantis was not. He quickly grabbed me and ran into the main security office, uncuffing me once there. My saber had been taken by Hard Boiled, but I wouldn't let that stop me. Another guard burst in with his baton at the ready, prepared to stun me again. I managed to push him down, however, and stunned him in return. A quick removal of ID, glasses, and gun later, he was bucklecuffed to a chair. As I was preparing to beat his brains in, Hard Boiled burst in and once again stunned me, making me drop my new stungun and baton underneath me.
I had to think quick, and so I shouted "I'M BLOWING MYSELF UP" and did a *deathgasp. Somehow, it worked, and while the bucklecuffed guard begged Hard to come uncuff him, I stood back up and tasered Hard in the ass. I took my saber back and killed them both. I didn't even get a moment to rest, however, as a flood of people charged in to try and finish me off, makeshift weapons at the ready. They were all, however, met with a glowing blade of death. Even Mantis, previously my aide, tried to kill me. He died last.
Finally, the AI had the sense to deny anyone else entry and keep me bolted in. I recharged my weapons, assuming I'd have to wait for somebody to come break in. It happened sooner than expected, and via juking some taser shots and a baton swing, I was out the newly made hole in the wall and off to kill more people. I killed at least 5 others, now dressed as the trustable and safe captain. I finally died when I accidentally shot a guardbuddy and it arrested me, shortly followed by my being spaced by the RD. The horde of players I had slain were waiting in deadchat to talk about the murder spree with me. It was glorious.
RANT OVER, YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A RANT FREE ZONE.
I was browsing a website that linked me to a wiki that listed superpowers. Thinking this funny, I linked it in OOC before a game, mentioning that the power "Freedom" it listed was probably the best. Freedom being the power to be immune to all laws of physics, laws of reality, laws of man and laws of fate, to name some. I then spawned in as a traitor scientist, and had my gimmick. I killed a guy who came in to be a scientist with a cyalume saber, freeing his soul, and then learned that the poor Janitor was incarcerated for no reason. I went to be his "Lawyer".
When I arrived, I was let in without a search. I went to the cells and told Mantis I would get him out of there, no worries. The captain left me, the prisoner, and a guard to handle our business. The guard was my target. I told Mantis something like "Freedom time" and then horribly murdered the guard. Mantis, raving about my "Metal" release, was freed from prison. Then, Hard Boiled came, having seen the whole thing with thermals. He quickly stunned me, and I felt the end was near, but then the captain arrived.
Without thinking twice, I claimed to be a mindslave, begging forgiveness and blaming Mantis for my deeds. In the confusing resulting, I was cuffed but Mantis was not. He quickly grabbed me and ran into the main security office, uncuffing me once there. My saber had been taken by Hard Boiled, but I wouldn't let that stop me. Another guard burst in with his baton at the ready, prepared to stun me again. I managed to push him down, however, and stunned him in return. A quick removal of ID, glasses, and gun later, he was bucklecuffed to a chair. As I was preparing to beat his brains in, Hard Boiled burst in and once again stunned me, making me drop my new stungun and baton underneath me.
I had to think quick, and so I shouted "I'M BLOWING MYSELF UP" and did a *deathgasp. Somehow, it worked, and while the bucklecuffed guard begged Hard to come uncuff him, I stood back up and tasered Hard in the ass. I took my saber back and killed them both. I didn't even get a moment to rest, however, as a flood of people charged in to try and finish me off, makeshift weapons at the ready. They were all, however, met with a glowing blade of death. Even Mantis, previously my aide, tried to kill me. He died last.
Finally, the AI had the sense to deny anyone else entry and keep me bolted in. I recharged my weapons, assuming I'd have to wait for somebody to come break in. It happened sooner than expected, and via juking some taser shots and a baton swing, I was out the newly made hole in the wall and off to kill more people. I killed at least 5 others, now dressed as the trustable and safe captain. I finally died when I accidentally shot a guardbuddy and it arrested me, shortly followed by my being spaced by the RD. The horde of players I had slain were waiting in deadchat to talk about the murder spree with me. It was glorious.
RANT OVER, YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A RANT FREE ZONE.