Your best death.

[Cogwerks]

Yesterday Murray was taking me on a guided tour of the station. However, the south bridge was closed, so Murray showed me a shortcut...that just happened to involve walking out an airlock and across a catwalk to the engine room. I almost survived too.

that sounds like it must be an unintended feature, but it's so awesome that I hope it never gets fixed.

It actually is an intended feature. It will not be fixed.