Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

redemption?



a wizard tried to interrupt our boxing match in the surgery room with his telekinesis(he had chosen unwisely), so we murdered him with surgery. visual is after we finished stripping him and taking his organs, text log is me dodging around his other magic missile until Walter got back up and clocked him.

full combat thing:

Spoiler!

Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon stuns Walter Poehl!
Bob Loblaw says, "How are you"
Vaughn Moon laughs.
Walter Poehl screams!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon moonwalks.
Walter Poehl swings at Vaughn Moon!
Bob Loblaw says, "Good..."
Vaughn Moon swings at Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
You have been protected from a hit to the head.
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon knocks down Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon giggles.
Walter Poehl screams!
Vaughn Moon does the twist, like they did last summer.
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Walter Poehl punches Vaughn Moon!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon punches Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon knocks down Walter Poehl!
Colten Petrov kicks Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon giggles.
Colten Petrov punches Vaughn Moon!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Colten Petrov kicks Walter Poehl!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like dead flies."
Colten Petrov kicks Walter Poehl!
Colten Petrov swings at Vaughn Moon!
Colten Petrov says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Walter Poehl is struck by a magic missile!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' points at Walter Poehl!
Colten Petrov says, "AULIE OXIN FIERA"
Colten Petrov punches Vaughn Moon!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Walter Poehl punches Colten Petrov!
Walter Poehl punches Colten Petrov!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Walter Poehl!
Walter Poehl punches Colten Petrov!
Walter Poehl knocks down Colten Petrov!
Colten Petrov says, "YSTIGG MITAZIM"
Sparks fly out of Walter Poehl's eyes!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Walter Poehl!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the left hand with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl says, "GET HIM ON THE TABLES"
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the groin with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl says, "AND CUTT HIS BUTT"
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' injects Walter Poehl with the syringe!
Walter Poehl screams!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "All patched up!"
Colten Petrov says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Walter Poehl is struck by magical ice!
Vaughn Moon has grabbed Colten Petrov passively!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' points at Colten Petrov!
Colten Petrov has been laid on the operating table by Vaughn Moon.
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the groin with the wizards staff!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the groin with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl has grabbed Colten Petrov passively!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the groin with the wizards staff!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' injects Colten Petrov with the syringe!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Colten Petrov!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' injects Colten Petrov with the syringe!
Walter Poehl kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Feel better soon!"
Walter Poehl kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl kicks Colten Petrov!
Dontest Expect kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Walter Poehl swings at Colten Petrov!
Dontest Expect kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Dontest Expect kicks Colten Petrov!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the chest with the wizards staff!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the chest with the wizards staff!
Colten Petrov is beginning to have his head cut open with the scalpel by Walter Poehl.
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Colten Petrov has been knocked unconscious!
Colten Petrov has his skull sawed open with the circular saw by Walter Poehl.
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Colten Petrov has been knocked unconscious!
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Colten Petrov is having his connections to the brain delicately severed with the scalpel by Walter Poehl.
Vaughn Moon attacks Colten Petrov in the head with the wizards staff!
Colten Petrov has his spine's connection to the brain severed with the circular saw by Walter Poehl.
Colten Petrov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You have added the wizards staff to the backpack.
Cyborg Iota-56 is trying to take off a backpack from Colten Petrov's back!
Cyborg Iota-56 is trying to take off an athletic shorts from Colten Petrov's body!
Walter Poehl has added Colten Petrov's brain to the backpack!
Dontest Expect attacks Colten Petrov in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Cyborg Iota-56 is trying to take off the Radio Headset from Colten Petrov's ears!
Cyborg Iota-56 is trying to empty Colten Petrov's pockets!!
Vaughn Moon shrugs.
Walter Poehl says, "Oop"
You cut Colten Petrov's butt open with the scalpel!
Walter Poehl is trying to put Radio Headset on Colten Petrov
Walter Poehl is trying to put Radio Headset on Colten Petrov
You saw Colten Petrov's butt open with the circular saw!
Walter Poehl is trying to put Radio Headset on Colten Petrov
You cut Colten Petrov's butt open with the scalpel!
You sever Colten Petrov's butt's connection to the stomach with the circular saw!