Horrible Idea

[atomic1fire]

Also perhaps as a reward for not dying in the spacial tear dimension, perhaps there could be a copy of the cardboard Ultramarine suit that exists in gooncode laying around in Spacial Tear land. (Because STD is a bit unfortunate for an acronym.)

https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...gimmick.dm

You enter on accident and walk out decked in Useless cardboard armor if you're robust enough to survive.