Best moments ever thread 2.0

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i was santa cluwne, after being killed by molly mirrions after i asked her to. as in, santa claus, but a cluwne via wizard. At some point, the wiz attacked me, swirlied me and spaced me. Good thing you can christmas warp while stunned, I warped back onto the station. They were then spacing a corpse at escape, about 10 seconds before the shuttle arrived. I decided to push them in the shuttle's path, they moved one tile out of the way and i walked into escape space. shuttle arrived. "did santa claus just gib?" the wizard asks. the answer is yes. I survived the entire round as santa cluwne, then got killed trying to take out the wiz. this is what i get for helping the crew. a good wiz though

EDIT: also the wiz flushed their own staff in a toilet at some point lol

hello i was the wizard.
I hope my ranting about powergamers and lonely rambling after everyone else was dead was at least worth a giggle.
i allowed harner to arrest me since he had been after me all round and someone made it to the shuttle. little guy deserved it.