Goonstation Lessons Learned the Hard Way

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• Counting on that one place that nobody ever goes to be empty? Aha, no.
  
• If you happen to be assaulted by a traitor while transporting hazardous necrotic excess (ie., a crate of zombies) to science, it's not the best of ideas to release them as means of counter-assault. You may, accidentally, cause a minor... uh... let's call it a 'green party rebellion'.
  
• Daring an admin is like making a monkey-paw wish; except instead of a good wish turning bad, a bad dare turns into 3 singularities, 2000 birds, and 1 broken server.