12-07-2016, 10:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-07-2016, 10:34 AM by atamusvaleo. Edited 2 times in total.)
During a recent Destiny admin event, I had my butt removed and was force fed it, resulting in my kuru induced death. They were nice enough to clone me and cut my butt off again.
I was running around completely naked with my butt stapled to my head as a singularity began eating its way through the ship. Much to my dismay, I had no access and was unable to join the team escaping via the teleporter.
My nude body was too slippery for the singularity and I was able to squeeze my way past it; eventually reaching the bathroom below escape. The entire hallway and rooms adjacent to the bathroom were missing and I had no internals or hope of rescue. So, I sat in the bathtub for some time contemplating my next move.
I made the foolish mistake of running north hoping to make my way into the escape shuttle waiting area. It was missing walls and floors in a few places and before I could crawl back to safety, exposure to space took its toll on me.
I died in my bubble bath just as the shuttle arrived.
I was running around completely naked with my butt stapled to my head as a singularity began eating its way through the ship. Much to my dismay, I had no access and was unable to join the team escaping via the teleporter.
My nude body was too slippery for the singularity and I was able to squeeze my way past it; eventually reaching the bathroom below escape. The entire hallway and rooms adjacent to the bathroom were missing and I had no internals or hope of rescue. So, I sat in the bathtub for some time contemplating my next move.
I made the foolish mistake of running north hoping to make my way into the escape shuttle waiting area. It was missing walls and floors in a few places and before I could crawl back to safety, exposure to space took its toll on me.
I died in my bubble bath just as the shuttle arrived.