Trash Cart Singularity (Maybe shit idea?)

[aft2001]

Or the trash compacter will just... Gain more mass as you "feed" it. When it gets to a certain point, the compacter starts to pull things in, automatically opening to compact it and integrate the pure mass into itself. Eventually it grows into a singularity unless it's destroyed or isolated in space. It won't be able to eat people until its pull gets strong enough, so there's time. Also before it reaches critical/dangerous mass (the point where it can absorb people), a CentComm announcement alerts everyone of a gravitational anomaly in wherever the cart is! Actually I'll just put this in the main post.

And I LOVE the loaf idea. Maybe it clangs a shit ton and the trash cart goes HAYWIRE, flying everywhere as the internal grinders spin the loaf, like a laundry machine, causing a shit ton of spinning and thrashing and damage.