Goonhub
12-07-2016, 10:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-07-2016, 10:12 AM by Admiral jimbob. Edited 1 time in total.)
I was doing well as a wizard and had killed/fucked up security so I was just clowning around (mostly literally). I had a running fight with the Chaplain, who was a good sport and wasn't taking it too seriously, and made it my mission to humiliate and destroy all he loved in order to prove that his God was a lie. Eventually, I killed him in a drawn-out and ridiculous manner at arrivals while screaming atheist tracts at terrified passersby. As he expired, I announced that I would celebrate my victory by farting on the defeated Chaplain as a final insult to his false deity.
He had been holding the Bible. The round ended with my death less than two seconds after I announced my war on God, for all to see.
He had been holding the Bible. The round ended with my death less than two seconds after I announced my war on God, for all to see.