Goonhub
12-06-2016, 05:47 PM
(12-06-2016, 05:35 PM)Sundance Wrote: I never even stopped to consider that this wasn't a thing outside Ireland. Like, christmas crackers are the quintessential christmas thing. They're so bad they're good. That stupid paper hat and penguin-bar level jokes. That's what they should contain actually. Wearable paper crowns (that will light on fire at any given moment) and a piece of paper containing agonizingly bad puns.
They're also very SS13. Something that explodes AND gives you a present?
Edit: You also can't pull the christmas cracker by yourself, and will be told that you are a lonely greedy person if you do.
They should also be discount dan branded and have a minute chance to explode with enough force to blow your arm off