Goonhub
12-06-2016, 05:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-06-2016, 05:44 PM by Sundance. Edited 1 time in total.)
I never even stopped to consider that this wasn't a thing outside Ireland. Like, christmas crackers are the quintessential christmas thing. They're so bad they're good. That stupid paper hat and penguin-bar level jokes. That's what they should contain actually. Wearable paper crowns (that will light on fire at any given moment) and a piece of paper containing agonizingly bad puns.
They're also very SS13. Something that explodes AND gives you a present?
Edit: You also can't pull the christmas cracker by yourself, and will be told that you are a lonely greedy person if you do.
They're also very SS13. Something that explodes AND gives you a present?
Edit: You also can't pull the christmas cracker by yourself, and will be told that you are a lonely greedy person if you do.