tio de nadal

[Bologna Prime]

Only if we actually have to take care of the damn thing. Keep it warm and fed and happy enough and it might just squeeze out something good.

thus begins the quest to find the random piece of telescience junk that makes the log shit out a cryptic message that points to the key that unlocks the log, revealing the mystic orb which creates the log's poo. give the poo orb to the automaton and you will find the answer