Goonhub
12-04-2016, 02:05 AM
I just had a round where I was the only traitor, and I had a surplus crate (the contents will follow later). First things first, I'm running around with my detective's revolver in my bag, and another syndicate revolver. After walking around for a while, I hear shouts of 'BLOB' and find a blob in the toilets in the bridge. I run off, hatching a plan. I then use telesci magics to drop 3 weld bombs on the blob's nucleus, which annihilated the blob before they could react, and nearly/did kill all humans nearby. About 5 seconds after the explosion stop, Wire says in OOC: "what".
Turns out I killed wireblob, and as revenge, wire spawned loads of ferrets in telesci. I prayed to keep him entertained however, with my bag of tricks from my surplus crate. I decide to use one of my traitor items, the chameleon bomb I got. I make it look like my (completely unused) police baton, and leave it on the floor outside robotics, expecting one of the roboticists to grab it, and explode. I run off, then hear an explosion from medbay, and head over to see who it got.
In the wreckage and holes into space, there's only one ID visible... The Christmas Spirit's ID. In less than 30 minutes I killed a wireblob and santa claus, while still completely undetected as a traitor. Meanwhile the AI and borgs are messing around with the ferrets, which were killed then 'magically' brought back to life. The borg brings a locker full of ferrets to escape soon after I finish mindslaving someone who was just sitting there, probably braindead, I thought.
Their first order? Do a flip. They were afk for a bit, then they did the flip, showing they understood I was the master and all that, while a borg and human were in the room, unaware. We get on the shuttle, on which there is a giant ferret, named something I can't remember in all caps. And a Tommy Gun appears out of nowhere. This gun fires projectiles that turn you into a guy called Tommy something, I can't remember, and he has unique screams and stuff. (turns out the gun also turned one borg into the human Tommy). So at this point everyone on the shuttle is this Tommy guy, and Beepsky is arresting everyone for some reason (hopefully cause wire set tommy whatever to arrest in advance) so I yell to my mindslave to either free me, or take my bag and shoot people.
They choose the latter, of course, for glory. They take my backpack, pull out my syndicate revolver, pull the trigger and BANG, their head explodes. It was a fake revolver. Not what I had planned but it worked nonetheless. I broke out of my cuffs just before the shuttle arrived, grabbed my police baton back, stunned everyone once just before we arrived, then punched the god ferret. A crazy round, and a great one.
Turns out I killed wireblob, and as revenge, wire spawned loads of ferrets in telesci. I prayed to keep him entertained however, with my bag of tricks from my surplus crate. I decide to use one of my traitor items, the chameleon bomb I got. I make it look like my (completely unused) police baton, and leave it on the floor outside robotics, expecting one of the roboticists to grab it, and explode. I run off, then hear an explosion from medbay, and head over to see who it got.
In the wreckage and holes into space, there's only one ID visible... The Christmas Spirit's ID. In less than 30 minutes I killed a wireblob and santa claus, while still completely undetected as a traitor. Meanwhile the AI and borgs are messing around with the ferrets, which were killed then 'magically' brought back to life. The borg brings a locker full of ferrets to escape soon after I finish mindslaving someone who was just sitting there, probably braindead, I thought.
Their first order? Do a flip. They were afk for a bit, then they did the flip, showing they understood I was the master and all that, while a borg and human were in the room, unaware. We get on the shuttle, on which there is a giant ferret, named something I can't remember in all caps. And a Tommy Gun appears out of nowhere. This gun fires projectiles that turn you into a guy called Tommy something, I can't remember, and he has unique screams and stuff. (turns out the gun also turned one borg into the human Tommy). So at this point everyone on the shuttle is this Tommy guy, and Beepsky is arresting everyone for some reason (hopefully cause wire set tommy whatever to arrest in advance) so I yell to my mindslave to either free me, or take my bag and shoot people.
They choose the latter, of course, for glory. They take my backpack, pull out my syndicate revolver, pull the trigger and BANG, their head explodes. It was a fake revolver. Not what I had planned but it worked nonetheless. I broke out of my cuffs just before the shuttle arrived, grabbed my police baton back, stunned everyone once just before we arrived, then punched the god ferret. A crazy round, and a great one.