Who were the LEAST robust players ever to play on goon

[TheNewTeddy]

I once clicked myself with a hypo full of spider eggs and sarin 4 minutes after round start.

rookie
once as QM I ordered some erebite (first thing) and the moment it arrived I planned to grab a rock in each hand, but in my haste, clicked an already occupied hand, and blew myself up long before the 4 minute mark