Goonhub
03-21-2013, 06:13 AM
I Can't Believe It's Not Hulk serum: 6-7 crystals
Geneticist traitor item. Once injected, for the duration of its effects you have super strength and can smash through walls and break things and all that shit. Grabbing someone will allow you to just beat the shit out of them until their head resembles a rotten cantaloupe that's had a brief yet passionate romance with a sledgehammer. It also makes you taserproof, but you can still be knocked out by hits to the head. You're extremely powerful, but there are 2 catches that go along with this. First one is that you're incapable of interacting with things in ways other than punching. Try to pick up a gun and you will instead crush it into tiny pieces, try to use a computer and you put your fist through the monitor, try to help up your traitor buddy and oh shit you've just reduced his head to pulp. Second drawback is that it doesn't actually make you the hulk, and after it wears off you'll find that apparently human hands are not meant to smash through metal walls and yours have basically been reduced to useless stumps with horrible bits of broken finger sticking out of them. Once the serum wears off, your hands are essentially useless and can't pick up, hold, or use anything, and if someone targets your hands and hits you you'll pass out from the pain.
Geneticist traitor item. Once injected, for the duration of its effects you have super strength and can smash through walls and break things and all that shit. Grabbing someone will allow you to just beat the shit out of them until their head resembles a rotten cantaloupe that's had a brief yet passionate romance with a sledgehammer. It also makes you taserproof, but you can still be knocked out by hits to the head. You're extremely powerful, but there are 2 catches that go along with this. First one is that you're incapable of interacting with things in ways other than punching. Try to pick up a gun and you will instead crush it into tiny pieces, try to use a computer and you put your fist through the monitor, try to help up your traitor buddy and oh shit you've just reduced his head to pulp. Second drawback is that it doesn't actually make you the hulk, and after it wears off you'll find that apparently human hands are not meant to smash through metal walls and yours have basically been reduced to useless stumps with horrible bits of broken finger sticking out of them. Once the serum wears off, your hands are essentially useless and can't pick up, hold, or use anything, and if someone targets your hands and hits you you'll pass out from the pain.