[LORE] Did SS13 hatch from an egg?

[Hulk Hogan]

Goonstation is part of a simulation project, created by Nanotrasen. You are all merely a simulation, controlled by players connected to a life support grid, blissfully unaware whats going on. Explain why we go to hq at the end of a chaotic shift, just to find ice cream, then we wake up with the station back to normal, like it was never destroyed. Also, please explain the solarium, and how if you feed a robot a bunch of keys, and force it to read a book, the actual server appears. It must be a part of debug system and the keys help unlock debug mode. If we figure out the solarium then we might be able to shut off the simulation and awake the occupants, trapped to be in a endless simulation. Centcom is decieving you. We are all in a simulation, a videogame. I can give you proof if you need any.