Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Oddball]

Exploration to the biodome with herb and poor dead spigot who was gibbed in seconds. Not much else o say you had to be there.

why bother posting it then?

I recently had an awesome round. A little background; I was the HoS and the Captain was mindslaved and he had somehow coaxed the detective into working with him. Anyway, I had reports of the captain doing bad stuff around the station. I went to stop him and both the Captain and Detective jump me and murder me. Luckily, one of my Sec officers sees the whole thing and drags me to genetics when the two leave my body. He clones me and we immediately begin to hatch a plan in how to stop the corruption.

We go to security and outside waiting for us is an Assistant looking for something to do. I gear him up and tell him he's now part of the ACLU (anti-captain liberation unit) and that we must work to eliminate the corrupt power on the station. I tell the two to hide in the orange jumpsuit lockers and prepare to burst out when the time is right.

I begin taunting the Captain over the radio, questioning his aptitude publicly and mocking his lack of being able to keep me dead. I tell him to meet me in Security and that I'm alone. He shows up and brings his detective lackey with him. Both of them had guns in their hands and were ready for a fight. I cast my weapon aside and tell them I just want to talk. They put their weapons away.

The Captain offers me a drink, I decline and say he should offer the Detective some for his excellent work though. While the two are contemplating what I just said, I pull a flashbang out of my pocket and run over to them.

BANG!

Before the screen was even cleared of the white flash the ACLU had bust out of the lockers and were cuffing the terrible twosome. Mission accomplished, another successful round for the ACLU.

ACLU. Taking down the corrupt captains one round at a time.

p.s. Sorry for the lack of names in this, all people involved were awesome but my memory is pretty terrible.