How did you last die

[bladex454]

I was a miner and a martian spy who had to sabotage the ship by:

• Preventing the hand-out of any lethal weapons
  
• Shut down the engine
  
• Messing with the cargo system and destroying crates with weaponry

I was to sabotage the ship and leave any fighting to the actual martians.
I did a good job as Conor McMartian and the crew were overwhelmed by martians, they simply didn't have the weaponry. As I patrolled the ship, the martians didn't take an interest in me. I got to the escape shuttle, which was actually just another martian ship filled with troops. No other crewmembers got on. I stood among the martians, thinking I was safe.

Then suddenly they all shot me and strangled me and made my head explode.

Moral of the story: Martians are assholes (even to their spies)

This is hilarious