Discount Dan's Merch: For Die-Hard Fans

[NesMettaur]

Huh, I like this. A lot like boxtops! Maybe you can rip them off of Dans' products after consuming everything (there's a special high tech lock on each plastic bottle and paper container that detects whether or not it was consumed rather than dumped). You'd cash them in at an ATM, the ATM would give you a beacon of sorts, and you'd place down the beacon and presto! You got yourself that Discount Dan sweater you've always wanted! Then, the beacon would disintegrate. Comes with a free crate, too!

I like how that sounds a lot more than what I came up with, heh.

Solves the issue of dumping noodles, might even let people add the burritos to their catalogue, and it keeps other people from intercepting your hard-earned reward.