Goonhub
11-22-2016, 04:56 AM
Macho Man's greatest feat was potentially surviving an assault from three snake bites at once, however, the bite's point of impact is never directly shown, and since direct hits from snakes regularly obliterate far tougher wrestlers, it's unreasonable to assume this was any different.
Macho Man could sprint up to seventeen miles an hour for an extended period of time, which is slightly faster than the average humans fifteen miles per hour, but Shrek's natural love and life gave him the edge. For example, avoiding that onion from thirty feet away, means he can react twenty five times faster than the vast majority of other ogres.
Which means Shrek could avoid almost anything Macho Man threw at him, even when he couldn't, his swamp ability not only helped him survive, but effectively ruined any of Macho Man's elements of surprise.
Macho Man could sprint up to seventeen miles an hour for an extended period of time, which is slightly faster than the average humans fifteen miles per hour, but Shrek's natural love and life gave him the edge. For example, avoiding that onion from thirty feet away, means he can react twenty five times faster than the vast majority of other ogres.
Which means Shrek could avoid almost anything Macho Man threw at him, even when he couldn't, his swamp ability not only helped him survive, but effectively ruined any of Macho Man's elements of surprise.