Implants and artificial body parts

[Vuk Farkas]

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Have the tool be cobbled together out random shit, a pipe, some wire and a kitchen spoon and give it a random chance to misfire and remove one other random organ from whoever is using it.

Imagine trying to remove someones eye and then having the device misfire and remove your skull, or pull out one of your lungs.

Or in extremely rare cases have it spontaneously generate a crate containing all of your internal organs

While that would be hilarious i think it would be easyer to code a failure in a form of more brute dmg, eye loss (both the one in skull and the replacement) massive bleeding... the risky one could be made from pipe frame, enucleation spoon, and some wire...

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         I also thought of an eye-replacer, basically a tube-like device which allows the user to replace (or just amputate if device is empty) eyes...

Eye-surgery is already incredibly straightforward (probably too much so, to be honest). There really isn't a need to speed it up.

I'm also against anything that gives doctors/roboticists less things to do (why would anyone ever do normal eye-surgery again if they could just use this then apply a bit of styptic?).

This is actually more for self-surgery, and damage wold be greater than from normal eye surgery, so it would take more than patching and bandages.
This is actually somethin that would add work to roboticist, since he could actually spend his time making more... We should have 2 versions of eye-replacer, one which is a one time use but safe, and the other jurry rigged which can be used without limit but is risky!

      i rarely see a roboticist, and even less do i see one willing to do eye replacements! (or if he is he is a total anti-talent who cant follow simple instructions... i dont need to explain what a minor fuckup can do on a surgery table, and i mean things worse than death ahhaha)
       Roboticist has almoust 0 stuff to do, so at least he could spend his time crafting eye-replacers for crew to use... (i mean besides rare borgs and limb replacement (which any medic can do) a roboticist simply has nothin to do besides setting his fabricator to spam (clean)bots). Also who gonna replace eyes of the roboticist? Whenever i was one i would have to beg for entire rounds to get just one fuckin eye replaced, or try to do self-surgery while being drunk, which was usually rudely interrupted by security or medical staff! (or i died vomiting and falling every 2 secs preventing me of stopping my bloodloss)