Goonhub
03-18-2013, 07:02 AM
Botany had a hell of a round just now. I spent the entire round carefully cultivating fruit, splicing between species, little by little, until I finally created The Ultimate Fruit. A banana, with genes from every other kind of fruit. Upon extraction, it immediately started reacting with the different flavors inside, producing things like Triple Citrus from just a single fruit. It tasted like Glory.
Then I found out the other botanists had spent the entire round pumping up the potency of George Melons, until it was somewhere around "I dunno, a billion?". So when the shuttle finally took off, there were banana peels everywhere, George Melons going off all around like hand grenades, and a single clown, standing in the center of the shuttle, beating everyone around him with a harmbaton.
Then I found out the other botanists had spent the entire round pumping up the potency of George Melons, until it was somewhere around "I dunno, a billion?". So when the shuttle finally took off, there were banana peels everywhere, George Melons going off all around like hand grenades, and a single clown, standing in the center of the shuttle, beating everyone around him with a harmbaton.